When you wear so many hats in society, you never know who you are. That's the beauty of it. Because once you find out who you are, you're screwed.

I may not be playing with a full deck but I don't need a full deck. I have four aces.

You've got to be an observer. And you've got to take time to listen to people, talk, to watch what they do.

Well, the most terrible fear that anybody should have is not war, is not a disease, not cancer or heart problems or food poisoning - it's a man or a woman without a sense of humor.

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it.

I have never pretended to be any kind of super-religious kind of man, but I feel very strongly that you can be funny without being dirty.