Discipline is tough for a guy who is a rebel.

I don't do jokes. The characters are my jokes.

I have a photographic memory; I just haven't developed it yet.

When you wear so many hats in society, you never know who you are. That's the beauty of it. Because once you find out who you are, you're screwed.

My paintings and comedy have a lot in common. They are both improvisations based on observation.

I have never pretended to be any kind of super-religious kind of man, but I feel very strongly that you can be funny without being dirty.

I've always been proud of being a Marine. I won't hesitate to defend the Corps.