I love improvisation. You can't blame it on the writers. You can't blame it on direction. You can't blame it on the camera guy... It's you. You're on. You've got to do it, and you either sink or swim with what you've got.

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants.

Discipline is tough for a guy who is a rebel.

My mother had a radio show - a Barbara Walters type of gal and was very successful for about 20-some years on a radio station.

I've always been proud of being a Marine. I won't hesitate to defend the Corps.

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it.

I know you can be funny without being filthy.