I love improvisation. You can't blame it on the writers. You can't blame it on direction. You can't blame it on the camera guy... It's you. You're on. You've got to do it, and you either sink or swim with what you've got.

I was talking to a businessman, and I said, Don't you think most men are little boys? And he said, I'm no little boy! I make seventy-five thousand dollars a year. And I said, Well, the way I look at it - you just have bigger toys.

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.

Discipline is tough for a guy who is a rebel.

I have a photographic memory; I just haven't developed it yet.

I don't do jokes. The characters are my jokes.

I have never pretended to be any kind of super-religious kind of man, but I feel very strongly that you can be funny without being dirty.