Something I'll always remember - when I was a kid, I shook hands with Orville Wright. Forty years later, I shook hands with Neil Armstrong. The guy that invented the airplane and the guy that walked on the moon. In a lifetime, that's kinda wild when you think about it.

I was always an observer, even as a child. I could be satisfied to sit in a car for 3 hours and just look at the street go by while my mother went shopping.

I've always been proud of being a Marine. I won't hesitate to defend the Corps.

I don't paint every day. I'm not that motivated. I don't do anything the same every day.

My paintings and comedy have a lot in common. They are both improvisations based on observation.

I've done for the most part pretty much what I intended - I ended up doing comedy, writing and painting. I've had a ball. And as I get older, I just become an older kid.

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants.