God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants.

I was always an observer, even as a child. I could be satisfied to sit in a car for 3 hours and just look at the street go by while my mother went shopping.

I don't paint every day. I'm not that motivated. I don't do anything the same every day.

As a kid, I always wanted to be lots of things. I was a Walter Mitty type. I wanted to be in the French Foreign Legion, a detective, a doctor, a test pilot with a scarf, a fisherman who hauled in a tremendous marlin after a 12-hour fight.

My paintings and comedy have a lot in common. They are both improvisations based on observation.

I've done for the most part pretty much what I intended - I ended up doing comedy, writing and painting. I've had a ball. And as I get older, I just become an older kid.

I have never pretended to be any kind of super-religious kind of man, but I feel very strongly that you can be funny without being dirty.