[Barack Obama] will touch you on the shoulder and, you know - in that big brother or father figure kind of way. And you really do feel sort of shepherded by him.

The scariest monster in the world is human beings and what we are capable of, especially when we get together.

We can convince ourselves to do things in conjunction with one another that we wouldn't have been able to do as an individual.

It's very uncomfortable to talk about race. It often devolves before it begins.

I think that human beings are the most awful monster we have ever seen.

You can track elections by who was playing that president on 'SNL' at that time. There's the theory that the more likable or charismatic impression would help get the president elected.

Everybody knows this legend in kind of African-American lore. There's always somebody in your neighborhood named Orangejello or Lemonjello. And that's spelled - Orangejello is spelled O-R-A-N-G-E-J-E-L-L-O.