I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private individuals.

There's a rule saying I have to ground anyone who's crazy ... There's a catch. Catch-22. Anyone who wants to get out of combat duty isn't really crazy.

Let's take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.

Now you've given them hope, and they're unhappy. So the blame is all yours.

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.

Hungry Joe collected lists of fatal diseases and arranged them in alphabetical order so that he could put his finger without delay on any one he wanted to worry about.

And anything worth dying for