Insanity is contagious.

The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as we could with both of them.

If a man is going to leave one wife to marry another, it's better if he divorces the first before he marries the second.

Yossarian decided to change the subject. "Now you're changing the subject." he pointed out diplomatically. "I'll bet I can name two things to be miserable about for every one you can name to be thankful for.

Just for once I'd like to see all these things sort of straightened out, with each person getting exactly what he deserves. It might give me some confidence in this universe.

Let someone else get killed!

If character is destiny, the good are damned.