Every writer I know has trouble writing.

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.

I don't believe in miracles because it's been a long time since we've had any.

Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.

Yossarian decided to change the subject. "Now you're changing the subject." he pointed out diplomatically. "I'll bet I can name two things to be miserable about for every one you can name to be thankful for.

Sure, that's what I mean,' Doc Daneeka said. 'A little grease is what makes this world go round. One hand washes the other. Know what I mean? You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.' Yossarian knew what he meant. That's not what I meant,' Doc Daneeka said, as Yossarian began scratching his back.

He was never without misery, and never without hope.