Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite

If you do not know how to lie, cheat, and steal, turn your attention to politics and learn.

Nature makes all the noblemen; wealth, education, or pedigree never made one yet.

A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that's lost-he smells everybody he meets, and wags himself all over.

There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.

If mankind were only just what they pretend to be, the problem of the millennium would be immediately solved.

A WISE MAN never enjoys himself so much, or a FOOL so little, as when he is alone.