The quickest way to take the starch out of someone who is always blaming himself is to agree with him.

Habits are like the wrinkles on a man's brow; if you will smooth out the one, I will smooth out the other.

Some folks as they grow older grow wise but most folks simply grow stubborner.

It AIN'T so much the things we don't know that get us into trouble. It's the things we know that just ain't so.

There is no passion of the human heart that promises so much and pays so little as revenge.

It ain't what a man don't know that makes him a fool, but what he does know that ain't so.

Thrice is he armed that hath his quarrel just, But four times he who gets his blow in fust