the squeeky wheel gets the grease.

Good nonsense is good sense in disguise.

The best condition in life is to be not so rich as to be envied nor so poor as to be damned.

I never question a success, any more than I do the right of a bulldog to lie in his own gateway.

Pedigrees seldom improve by age; the grandson is too often a weak infringement on the grandsire's parent.

In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy...to wit--the wag of a dog's tail.

I do not know of a better cure for sorrow than to pity somebody else.