Silence is a still noise.

Waves are inspiring not because they rise and fail, but because each time they fall. They never fail to rise again.

Pride seems tew be quite equally distributed; the man who owns the carriage and the man who drives it seem tew have it just alike.

The quickest way to take the starch out of someone who is always blaming himself is to agree with him.

There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply.

Fun is a sugar-coated physic.

Habits are like the wrinkles on a man's brow; if you will smooth out the one, I will smooth out the other.