The dog that will follow everbody ain't worth a curse.

Remember the poor, it costs nothing.

Titles are valuable; they make us acquainted with many persons who otherwise would be lost among the rubbish.

And now the lads and lasses, following the example of the birds, bill and coo together.

The nearest we can come to) perfect happiness is to cheat ourselves with the belief that we have got it.

Morally considered, laughter is next to the Ten Commandments.

Everybody in this world wants watching, but nobody more than ourselves.