The dog that will follow everbody ain't worth a curse.

Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland.

Men who have much to say use the fewest words.

A secret ceases to be a secret if it is once confided - it is like a dollar bill, once broken, it is never a dollar again.

Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been.

Stupidity,--unconscious ignorance.

It's not ignorance does so much damage; it's knowin' so derned much that ain't so.