Where religion is a trade, morality is a merchandise.

If you believe you can do something, then you can acquire the ability to do it even if you didn't have it in the beginning.

Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do.

Experience increases our wisdom but doesn't reduce our follies.

The quickest way to take the starch out of someone who is always blaming himself is to agree with him.

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.

Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread.