Where religion is a trade, morality is a merchandise.

Pedigrees seldom improve by age; the grandson is too often a weak infringement on the grandsire's parent.

Menny think tha luv their husbands almost tew deth, when in fack, tha are only jealous ov them.

Sekts and creeds ov religion, are like pocket compesses, good enuff tu pinte out the direction, but the nearer the pole yu git thewuss tha wurk.

Advice maybe wrong, but examples prove themselves.

When good-natured people leave us we look forward with extra pleasure to their return.

A good place to visit, but a poor place to stay.