Knowledge is like money, the more a man gits the more he hankers for.

It's not ignorance does so much damage; it's knowin' so derned much that ain't so.

Rumor is a vagrant without a home, and lives upon what it can pick up.

Experience makes more timid men than it does wise ones.

The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

Pity cost nothing and ain't worth nothing.