Knowledge is like money, the more a man gits the more he hankers for.

If the world despises a hypocrite, what must they think of him in heaven?

We have some writers so abstruse and deep that they drown themselves in their fathomless sentences.

The quickest way to take the starch out of someone who is always blaming himself is to agree with him.

There is only one good substitute for the endearments of a sister, and that is the endearments of some other fellow's sister.

Experience is a grindstone; and it is lucky for us, if we can get brightened by it, and not ground.

Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess.