Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.
Don't have any more secrets than you can keep yourself.
There is only one good substitute for the endearments of a sister, and that is the endearments of some other fellow's sister.
The trouble with most folks isn't their ignorance. It's knowin' so many things that ain't so.
Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs.
Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been.