Everybody in this world wants watching, but nobody more than ourselves.
There is only one good substitute for the endearments of a sister, and that is the endearments of some other fellow's sister.
Man is my brother, and I am nearer related to him through his vices than I am through his virtue.
The unfortunate do not pity the unfortunate.
Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.
Society is composed of slow Christians and wide-awake sinners.