A WISE MAN never enjoys himself so much, or a FOOL so little, as when he is alone.
I've never known an auctioneer to lie unless it was absolutely necessary.
Faith is the soul riding at anchor.
To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while.
Put an Englishman into the garden of Eden, and he would find fault with the whole blasted concern; put a Yankee in, and he would see where he could alter it to advantage; put an Irishman in, and he would want to boss the thing; put a Dutchman in, and he would proceed to plant it.
Fashion makes fools of some, sinners of others, and slaves of all.