Pedantry is paraded knowledge.
Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy...to wit--the wag of a dog's tail.
...But why discourse Upon the Virtues of the Horse? They are too numerous to tell Save when you have a Horse to Sell.
There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply.
The devil is the father of lies, but he neglected to patent the idea, and the business now suffers from competition.