Men who have much to say use the fewest words.
Put an Englishman into the garden of Eden, and he would find fault with the whole blasted concern; put a Yankee in, and he would see where he could alter it to advantage; put an Irishman in, and he would want to boss the thing; put a Dutchman in, and he would proceed to plant it.
There's one good thing about tight shoes; they make you forget your other troubles.
Rivalry and envy are Siamese twins.
Poverty is the step-mother of genius.
The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.