Beauty is a very handy thing to have, especially for a woman who ain't handsome.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.

It is not much trouble to doctor sick folks, but to doctor healthy ones is troublesome.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

Never teach your child to be cunning or you may be certain you will be one of the very first victims of his shrewdness.

Remember the poor, it costs nothing.