When a man makes up his mind to become a rascal, he should examine himself closely and see if he isn't better constructed for a fool.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

Tears are a good alterative, but a poor diet.

A good place to visit, but a poor place to stay.

Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at.

I don't never have any trouble in regulating my own conduct, but to keep other folks' straight is what bothers me.

Everyone who does the best he can is a hero.