Don't put off till tomorrow what can be enjoyed today.
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.
Ignorance ain't not knowin' stuff; ignorance is knowin' stuff that AIN'T TRUE.
Vanity is a strange passion; rather than be out of a job it will brag of its vices.
Better make a weak man your enemy than your friend.
Peace is the soft and holy shadow that virtue casts.