The trouble with most folks isn't their ignorance. It's knowin' so many things that ain't so.

My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other.

The trouble with most folks isn't their ignorance. It's knowin' so many things that ain't so.

What is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul I suppose this depends somewhat upon the size of the soul. I think there are cases where the trade would do.

Words are often seen hunting for an idea, but ideas are never seen hunting for words.

There's one good thing about tight shoes; they make you forget your other troubles.

Music hath the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I'd try a revolver first.