Rumor is a vagrant without a home, and lives upon what it can pick up.
It ain't no disgrace for a man to fall, but to lie there and grunt is.
In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy...to wit--the wag of a dog's tail.
If the world despises a hypocrite, what must they think of him in heaven?
A good place to visit, but a poor place to stay.
My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other.