Fun is a sugar-coated physic.

Better make a weak man your enemy than your friend.

There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.

Plenty of folks are so contrary that if they should fall into the river, they would insist upon floating upstream.

It's a wise man who profits by his own experience, but it's a good deal wiser one who lets the rattlesnake bite the other fellow.

A secret ceases to be a secret if it is once confided - it is like a dollar bill, once broken, it is never a dollar again.

As a general rule, if you want to get at the truth - hear both sides and believe neither.