Fun is a sugar-coated physic.

The nearest we can come to) perfect happiness is to cheat ourselves with the belief that we have got it.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Zoroaster said, when in doubt abstain; but this does not always apply. At cards, when in doubt take the trick.

It ain't because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often; it is because there is so much fun n the making up.

Most men would rather be charged with malice than with making a blunder.

Prejudice assumes the garb of reason, but the cheat is too thin.