Fun is a sugar-coated physic.

There are only two qualities in the world: efficiency and inefficiency; and only two sorts of people: the efficient and the inefficient.

Unless we put heart and soul into our labor we but brutify our actions.

Don't take the bull by the horns, take him by the tail; then you can let go when you want to.

We should make virtue our master, not our servant.

When you do laugh, open your mouth wide enough for the noise to get out without squealing, throw your head back as though you were going to be shaved, hold on to your false hair with both hands and then laugh till your soul gets thoroughly rested.

Fashion makes fools of some, sinners of others, and slaves of all.