Show me a thoroughly contented person, and I will show you a useless one.
Men who have much to say use the fewest words.
Keep a cow, and then the milk won't have to be watered but once.
Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.
My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other.
Some folks are wise and some otherwise.