The best creed we can have is charity toward the creeds of others.
It's not so hard to get rich as it is to know when you have gotten rich.
Metaphysics is the science of proving what we don't understand.
Put an Englishman into the garden of Eden, and he would find fault with the whole blasted concern; put a Yankee in, and he would see where he could alter it to advantage; put an Irishman in, and he would want to boss the thing; put a Dutchman in, and he would proceed to plant it.
Selfish people, with no heart to speak of, have the best time of it.
Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.