Our continual desire for praise ought to convince us of our mortality, if nothing else will.

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.

It ain't because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often; it is because there is so much fun n the making up.

We mingle in society not so much to meet others as to escape ourselves.

Early genius, like early cabbage, does not head well.

It's a wise man who profits by his own experience, but it's a good deal wiser one who lets the rattlesnake bite the other fellow.

The truly innocent are those who not only are guiltless themselves but who think others are.