Better make a weak man your enemy than your friend.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Our continual desire for praise ought to convince us of our mortality, if nothing else will.

I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I am most certain of the first time.

Menny think tha luv their husbands almost tew deth, when in fack, tha are only jealous ov them.

Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.

Half of the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quickly and not saying no soon enough.