Remember the poor, it costs nothing.
There's one good thing about tight shoes; they make you forget your other troubles.
As a general thing, an individual who is neat in his person is neat in his morals.
Music hath the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I'd try a revolver first.
There never yet was a mother who taught her child to be an infidel.
The great art of writing is knowing when to stop.