If the world despises a hypocrite, what must they think of him in heaven?
Pyrotechnically considered, [laughing] is the fire-works of the soul.
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.
Most men would rather be charged with malice than with making a blunder.
Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
The nearest we can come to) perfect happiness is to cheat ourselves with the belief that we have got it.