Don't put off till tomorrow what can be enjoyed today.
The trouble with most folks isn't their ignorance. It's knowin' so many things that ain't so.
The more humble a man is before God the more he will be exalted; the more humble he is before man, the more he will get rode roughshod.
Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.
Ignorance ain't not knowin' stuff; ignorance is knowin' stuff that AIN'T TRUE.
If you would make yourself agreeable wherever you go, listen to the grievances of others but never relate your own.