Some folks are wise and some otherwise.
I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money.
To enjoy a good reputation, give publicly, and steal privately.
Rumor is a vagrant without a home, and lives upon what it can pick up.
Don't ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it; and if you prophesy right, nobody will remember it.
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.