Habits are like the wrinkles on a man's brow; if you will smooth out the one, I will smooth out the other.

There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.

There is not a whole lot of fun in medicine but there is a whole lot of medicine in fun.

If men were stubborn just in proportion as they were right, stubbornness would take her seat among the virtues; but men are generally stubborn just in proportion as they are ignorant and wrong.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Poverty is one of them kind of misfortunes that we all of us dread but none of us pity.

Zoroaster said, when in doubt abstain; but this does not always apply. At cards, when in doubt take the trick.