A secret ceases to be a secret if it is once confided - it is like a dollar bill, once broken, it is never a dollar again.

A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.

It's not only the most difficult thing to know one's self, but the most inconvenient.

Remember the poor, it costs nothing.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly enough.

Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.