A secret ceases to be a secret if it is once confided - it is like a dollar bill, once broken, it is never a dollar again.

Menny think tha luv their husbands almost tew deth, when in fack, tha are only jealous ov them.

It is easier to be virtuous than it is to appear so, and it pays better.

If you do not know how to lie, cheat, and steal, turn your attention to politics and learn.

Advice maybe wrong, but examples prove themselves.

As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.

Thrice is he armed that hath his quarrel just, But four times he who gets his blow in fust