Selfish people, with no heart to speak of, have the best time of it.

In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy...to wit--the wag of a dog's tail.

the squeeky wheel gets the grease.

Pity cost nothing and ain't worth nothing.

I don't care how much a man talks, if he only says it in a few words.

The man who ain't got an enemy is really poor.

You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.