The man who gets bit twice by the same dog is better adapted for that kind of business than any other.

Menny think tha luv their husbands almost tew deth, when in fack, tha are only jealous ov them.

There's tons of people that spend a lot time watching their well being, they have not acquired time to take pleasure in it.

People travel to learn; most of them before they start should learn to travel.

I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.

Never run into debt, not if you can find anything else to run into.

A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.