Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.

It's not ignorance does so much damage; it's knowin' so derned much that ain't so.

Stupidity,--unconscious ignorance.

Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland.

Friendship is like earthenware, once broken, it can be mended; love is like a mirror, once broken that ends it.

It is a great art to be superior to others without letting them know it.

Debt is like any other trap, easy enough to get into, but hard enough to get out of.