Peace is the soft and holy shadow that virtue casts.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Titles are valuable; they make us acquainted with many persons who otherwise would be lost among the rubbish.
Menny think tha luv their husbands almost tew deth, when in fack, tha are only jealous ov them.
Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been.
Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.