Take the humbug out of this world, and you haven't much left to do business with.

If you do not know how to lie, cheat, and steal, turn your attention to politics and learn.

I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.

It ain't because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often; it is because there is so much fun n the making up.

The dog that will follow everbody ain't worth a curse.

Peace is the soft and holy shadow that virtue casts.

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.