It ain't what a man don't know that makes him a fool, but what he does know that ain't so.
The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.
Vanity is a strange passion; rather than be out of a job it will brag of its vices.
If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself.
I've never known an auctioneer to lie unless it was absolutely necessary.
Plenty of folks are so contrary that if they should fall into the river, they would insist upon floating upstream.