Keep a cow, and then the milk won't have to be watered but once.
It's not so hard to get rich as it is to know when you have gotten rich.
Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done.
The secret of forgiving everything is to understand nothing.
Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.
Music wasn't made to make us wise, but better natured.