There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.

The hardest thing any man can do is to fall down on the ice when it's slippery, and get up and praise the Lord.

Contentment is a kind of moral laziness; if there wasn't anything but contentment in his world, man wouldn't be any more of a success than an angleworm is

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Life is like a mountain: after climbing up one side and sliding down the other, put up the sled.

In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy...to wit--the wag of a dog's tail.

You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.