She shrugged another plump shoulder. “I never listened to Porter when he got going.” Ah. At last. The secret to a successful marriage.

I know that asshole you were with in college --” “Can we leave that asshole out of it?” Please, gentlemen, one asshole at a time.

To find them all in one package...well, perhaps better not to dwell on his package in my fragile state.

Tiffs among the faggots were apparently the stuff of quiet merriment.

The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much.

If there was one life skill everyone on the planet needed, it was the ability to think with critical objectivity

The only thing worse than opera is someone who hums along with opera.