I’m never wrong? Who besides Republican presidents and evil masterminds can say that with a straight face?

You were the first in every way that counted.

And I thought maybe I didn't need to worry about my heart anymore because it had stopped beating a couple of seconds earlier, and I was still sitting there living and breathing-though admittedly I wasn't feeling much of anything.

He never lied to me. I just didn't ask the questions I didn't want to know the answers to.

Hey, its not much of a closet is it?" "No. Its not. I don't like closets. Life's to short to spend hiding in the dark.

I didn't approve of murder on general principles. Not even of people who seemed to go around begging for it.

He said you were on the scene when that Laurel Canyon homicide went down.” “I’m lucky that way,” I said. “So are you two square again?” I halted, mid-ripping open the cookies, and stared at him. “Well, he’s pretty square,” I said. “I’m just a rectangular guy.” With latent triangular tendencies.