I’m never wrong? Who besides Republican presidents and evil masterminds can say that with a straight face?

How did people get over this? They obviously did. Every day someone fell in love with the wrong person and had to pack up all their fragile, misguided hopes and unwanted affection, and move on to the next picnic table.

You don't look so hot, Adrien." "Yeah, well I'm having a bad heart day." His upper lip curled in a semblance of a smile. "Tell me about it.

He was probably selfish in the sack. Probably selfish and greedy and...unsophisticated. And hung like a horse.

You know that thing about Death Be Not Proud? Well, Fear Be Not Proud either. And Fear Be Not Elegant. What Fear be is stumbling, bumbling flight, crashing through brush, slip-sliding on pine needles, sloshing through puddles that are always deeper than you expect.

Drink your coffee -- people in Africa are sleeping.

I think it was Mark Twain who said, “Get your facts straight, and then you can distort them as much as you like.