To find them all in one package...well, perhaps better not to dwell on his package in my fragile state.

I liked you the first time I saw you. You were sitting on the floor surrounded by books, and you looked up when I opened the door and smiled right at me. It felt like you had been waiting for me, like you were welcoming me home.

The only thing worse than opera is someone who hums along with opera.

You couldn't hurt a fly." Actually I was pretty good at pinging flies right out of the air, but I tried to look appropriately harmless.

A pause followed my greeting. Then “We’re watching you ” whispered the voice on the other end. “Yeah? Did you see what I did with my keys? ” Silence. Then dial tone. These younger demons. So easily discouraged.

Kit, you're forty. You look thirty. You act...well, never mind. You're carrying on like you think you're seventy

I think it was Mark Twain who said, “Get your facts straight, and then you can distort them as much as you like.