This is how God made me. You are how God made you. All God's chillun are made how God made 'em. You think God made a mistake, take it up with Him.

Knowing and believing are two different things.

Anyone who wasn't half-stoned on pain meds would have instantly realized what a really bad idea this plan was, but since that didn't include me, I didn't worry about it.

If there was one life skill everyone on the planet needed, it was the ability to think with critical objectivity

I think it was Mark Twain who said, “Get your facts straight, and then you can distort them as much as you like.

I'm a thirty-something gay man with a dodgy heart. I sell books for a living. Who wants to read about that?

I didn't approve of murder on general principles. Not even of people who seemed to go around begging for it.