If there was one life skill everyone on the planet needed, it was the ability to think with critical objectivity

Drink your coffee -- people in Africa are sleeping.

He never lied to me. I just didn't ask the questions I didn't want to know the answers to.

I think it was Mark Twain who said, “Get your facts straight, and then you can distort them as much as you like.

Knowing and believing are two different things.

And yet there was something about his strength, his arrogance, his sheer size that got under my skin. He probably couldn't even spell vanilla. He was probably selfish in the sack. Probably selfish and greedy and...unsophisticated. And hung like a horse.

I’m never wrong? Who besides Republican presidents and evil masterminds can say that with a straight face?