You don't look so hot, Adrien." "Yeah, well I'm having a bad heart day." His upper lip curled in a semblance of a smile. "Tell me about it.

Cops before breakfast.Before coffee even. As if Mondays weren't bad enough.

The only thing worse than opera is someone who hums along with opera.

If there was one life skill everyone on the planet needed, it was the ability to think with critical objectivity

Hearts got broken every day. Nobody died from that. But it did kind of fade the sunlight and drain the color from the days.

I noticed you right away." She gave me an approving look. "I like quiet, polite men. And men who wear Hugo Boss. I was hoping you weren't gay. Or that you were only half-gay. Like Paul." "Uh...sorry," I said. "It's pretty much full-time now. The pay's not great, but the perks...

I think it was Mark Twain who said, “Get your facts straight, and then you can distort them as much as you like.