Cops before breakfast.Before coffee even. As if Mondays weren't bad enough.

I want people to react to my work, to think, to question, to challenge, to cry and laugh and feel.

Cops before breakfast.Before coffee even. As if Mondays weren't bad enough.

If there was one life skill everyone on the planet needed, it was the ability to think with critical objectivity

Not as intolerable as being dead, in my opinion, but I'm very fond of me. I would miss me a lot.

Anyone who wasn't half-stoned on pain meds would have instantly realized what a really bad idea this plan was, but since that didn't include me, I didn't worry about it.

He never lied to me. I just didn't ask the questions I didn't want to know the answers to.