We have done the impossible. And that makes us mighty.

Everything I do is going to contain the message that men who are going to be comfortable with powerful women are going to be more powerful men

I've got a theory, it could be bunnies... I've got a theor- Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. And what's with all the carrots-? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway? Bunnies, bunnies it must be bunnies! ...or maybe midgets.

There's a time and place for everything, and I believe it’s called 'fan fiction'.

If I kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.

When Roseanne read the first script of mine that got into her hands without being edited by someone else she said, 'How can you write a middle-aged woman this well?' I said, 'If you met my mom you wouldn't ask'.

The news isn't there to tell you what happened. It's there to tell you what it wants you to hear or what it thinks you want to hear.