I don't think I'm like Shakespeare.

An audience who watches my shows knows who I am, knows that right when they think I'm going to make a joke, I'm going to blow something up, or during the worst peril, I'm going to have someone give someone a kiss - it's just going to happen.

It's very important that we start creating new content again. We can only build on nostalgia so much before we have nothing left to build on.

Actors wait tables, directors work at video stores.

Women all live a double standard, but this is actually sort of a beautifully grotesque parody of it. There's a weird kind of joy that I have in seeing [Hillary Clinton] trounce this essence of male bullshit.

Every day's a negotiation and sometimes it's done with guns.

The only way to real mature love is to get past the tropes of what we consider 'romance.'