Very occasionally, if you pay really close attention, life doesn't suck.

I keep thinking they’re gonna call me. I keep thinking they’re gonna crunch the numbers and think, oh, we can make money with this! And they don’t.

Captain, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.

I tried to write a TV series, and then I discovered first of all that I love writing more than anything on this earth, and that you could write exactly as well as you want to.

Oddly enough, I never studied writing. I studied almost everything except writing.

Veronica solves little puzzles because she, like all of us, cannot unravel the bigger ones.

You don't buy a Picasso because you love the frame.