Writers are completely out of touch with reality.

I set out in television with one simple goal: to purchase a Russian bride. Didn't work out. Immigration stuff - it's complicated.

Because it’s no longer enough to be a decent person. It’s no longer enough to shake our heads and make concerned grimaces at the news. True enlightened activism is the only thing that can save humanity from itself.

There's a lot of anger in the Twitter-verse, as I've discovered. But there's a lot of love.

Whatever makes you weird is probably your greatest asset.

I've never watched reality shows, except for the Great British Bake Off, which is magnificent.

Love is for children. I owe him a debt.